A note to the dog....

Dear Dog...



I am soooo sorry about you being sent to the
dog pound for the broken lamp which you
did not break; the fish you did not spill;
and the carpet that you did not wet; or the
wall that you did not dirty with red paint...

But things here at the house really are calmer
now, and just to show you that there are no
hard feelings between us, I am sending you a
picture, so you will always
remember me.



Best regards,
The Cat